help my computer is alive and runnign apps all alone!! is it

[me myself and the pc]

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dohh!!
So i have 30 days to build my macro...
Then again i'm sure that on the trial version there are limitations.
doesn't excel have 'microsoft script editor' or 'visual basic' on it that can perform what i need?

just my luck!!!
anybody got $30 bucks?